I
went to my bank to cash a check, as I walked up to the tellers they were all
taking to one client (it wasn't busy). The guy looks at me and exclaims OMG
you're beautiful (he looked around mid 80's) I figured he knew what I was and
was being polite, all the tellers know me both ways and they know my wife. This
person says I know you from the Sub Shop, I don't know, I must meet 20 people a
day when I'm out dressed who want to talk with me. He asks if I wouldn't mind
joining him for coffee at the Dunkin Donuts, I figured I haven't eaten all
day (it was about 2 PM) so I said sure.
The
tellers were laughing and one said "you really are beautiful", I said tell my
wife what happened, she won't believe me.
I
leave the Bank, he's waiting in his car and wants me to go with him, and I said
NO, I'll take my car in case
I
want to leave. I follow him to a different coffee shop, I think he was excited
and he turned the wrong direction. As I park, he opens my door and helps me out
and puts my arm in his and we walk in. I turn to sit and he's fumbling with his
zipper, I said WTF, he said he just noticed it was down (Hum I wonder). So he
gets 2 coffees and we start talking. He goes right into some sexual discussion
asking if I'm still active, I'm ready to leave, but again I think this guy knows
me and I'm now in a situation where I don't want to embarrass him or visa versa,
so I tell him I'm married to a woman and I don't cheat. He looks at me and says
"You're married to a woman" and then says he believes God wanted people to
procreate and doesn't accept the gay lifestyle. I said I'm NOT gay, I'm a male,
he looks at me and say's "you’re not a male" I said yes I am, I'm a married man
and straight and I like to dress up. He says "you fooled the hell out of me". I
don't think he really cared at that point, but I said I have a few things I have
to do and politely thanked him for the coffee and left.
Louise
