The Bank

I went to my bank to cash a check, as I walked up to the tellers they were all taking to one client (it wasn't busy). The guy looks at me and exclaims OMG you're beautiful (he looked around mid 80's) I figured he knew what I was and was being polite, all the tellers know me both ways and they know my wife. This person says I know you from the Sub Shop, I don't know, I must meet 20 people a day when I'm out dressed who want to talk with me. He asks if I wouldn't mind joining him for coffee at the Dunkin Donuts, I figured I haven't eaten all day (it was about 2 PM) so I said sure.

 

The tellers were laughing and one said "you really are beautiful", I said tell my wife what happened, she won't believe me.

 

I leave the Bank, he's waiting in his car and wants me to go with him, and I said NO, I'll take my car in case

I want to leave. I follow him to a different coffee shop, I think he was excited and he turned the wrong direction. As I park, he opens my door and helps me out and puts my arm in his and we walk in. I turn to sit and he's fumbling with his zipper, I said WTF, he said he just noticed it was down (Hum I wonder). So he gets 2 coffees and we start talking. He goes right into some sexual discussion asking if I'm still active, I'm ready to leave, but again I think this guy knows me and I'm now in a situation where I don't want to embarrass him or visa versa, so I tell him I'm married to a woman and I don't cheat. He looks at me and says "You're married to a woman" and then says he believes God wanted people to procreate and doesn't accept the gay lifestyle. I said I'm NOT gay, I'm a male, he looks at me and say's "you’re not a male" I said yes I am, I'm a married man and straight and I like to dress up. He says "you fooled the hell out of me". I don't think he really cared at that point, but I said I have a few things I have to do and politely thanked him for the coffee and left.

 

Louise