Saturday, December 05, 2015

The Jehovah Witness

The Jehovah Witness

I'm sure at one time or another most of us have had a surprise visit from the "JW" as they title themselves now.
 
A couple weeks ago one early afternoon my wife and I were getting ready to go to a luncheon, I was going as Louise. My wife was coming down the stairs and called out to me that there were two JW's walking up towards our front door.
 
Since I have no reservations about Louise I felt this would be an opportune time to introduce these gentlemen to the cross-dressing lifestyle, if nothing else they might set up a prayer ceremony in front of our house or "damn" us from Heaven, in either case I'm sure the neighbors would be entertained.

I was in the kitchen as the bell rang and told Millie I'd get it. I opened the door and there was a good size fit looking late 50's Black man and a mid 40's white man at the door. They introduced themselves and I replied and shook their hands, as I took hold of the Black mans hand, which happened to be a good size, I could barely span my fingers across it I made sure I gave him a good firm grip and almost made him lose his balance because I usually pull a person towards me as I shake, needless to say he let out a grunt, the white guy was nothing, I almost squashed his hand.

Yes, I know, it's not lady like, but I intentionally do that to (metaphorically) demonstrate that just because I'm a cross-dresser doesn't mean I'm a "pussy". I also find that I can possess a more commanding stance en-fem, either people are afraid I'm "nuts" or I become more decisive (probably a combination of both).  

In any event I listened to them for couple minuets and the Caucasian guy invited me to their service (to convert me I'm sure) but told them we were late for a meeting and would consider it at another time. 

1 comment:

Pat Scales said...

Louise,
Good for you. It is always good to expand someone's frame of reference. Being in the business you were in and working with your hands and being as fit as you are I surmise that your handshake grip is strong, even when in guy mode. I always admire a strong hand shake and that is my style as well, regardless of my attire.
Pat