Thursday, August 14, 2008

Life's a Parodox

A month ago I was invited to a party on our block. The woman's mother about my age notice my nails and mode of dress, I wear women's clothes because I like them and because of my small stature fit me better. I saw her scanning me up and down, so I mentioned I notice she noticed. I asked if she would be offended if I explained my look and she said, I'm from Brooklyn and I tech there too, I've seen it all and I understand. So, being that we were sitting at the adult table (no kids nearby) I showed her my business card which as a somewhat PG type picture on it, but again it was the Adult table. She asked me to show her other (300 ld) daughter. As soon as I did and saw her expression I realize I was used as a scapegoat to embarrass the daughter. The mother was a "bitch" and wanted to show the daughter even a guy in a dress was more attractive than her.

The next day, my wife was talking with the lady (sister) that had the party and she told my wife it was inappropriate for me to show the picture at a party where kids were. No kids ever were withing 50 feet of the Adult table and I'm not obtuse enough to know better than ever expose kids to something I feel is inappropriate, I won't even go into a men's public restroom when I'm dressed on the Parkway traveling, I ask to be escorted into the lady's room so people will be aware I'm there and I'm not looking to invade their space.

The more interesting part of this story it, our other neighbor who was very accepting of me till this incident has started to work on my wife to get me to abandon or closet my other persona. She is always full of advice and overflows with her overwhelming knowledge from her 3 marriages and this one is on very shaky ground also to her ex Green Bret Captain who claims to have "flash backs" of battles, when he never stepped foot off American soil, WTF, I do something I'm open about and people seem to like and people who have all this F*cking baggage and lie are giving me advise. I have some advise for them, get your lives together before you try to give advise to others.

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