Ms New Jersey Senior America

My wife Millie had the honor of being a contestant and Second runner up of the Ms. New Jersey Senior America which automatically makes her a Cameo Girl.


As a Cameo Girl she and a number of other ladies volunteer their time and talents by traveling to various (but not limited to) Nursing Homes, Charity Events, Pageants, Parades having their own Float.


The Ladies are diverse in talent also ranging from, singing, dancing, gymnastics, marshal arts, Opera, the Ladies are all blessed with a variety of skills. The ages start at 60 years old to 98 and are truly amazing.


I'm posting a picture of my Wife of 52 years and myself from this years event.

   

*The More People I meet The More Normal I become"

I think that will be my epithet on my tombstone, I must admit some of the things people tell or say to me cause me to wonder WTF is going on with them.

Here's a recent example.

Yesterday I happened to have a short conversation with my neighbor, very nice couple who adopted 2 kids, very upstanding and Religious, I'm sure they usually teach their kids to be respectful and have good morals and ethics, BUT.

I mentioned something I was apprehensive about commenting on (since they also know me as Louise) because people automatically can consider me a Deviant and not accept my observations or opinions. The comment was (as polity as I could state) "If you notice your bushes on the side turning brown, it's because my wife and I have accidently seen your son's occasionally peeing on them " (6-7 times).

He responded with "Oh yeah, we have a dog gate up by the bathroom and it's inconvenient for both of our son's to pee in the bathroom at the same time when we're in a hurry, so I told them to pee outside but to be discrete". I have to think WTF. 

We All think we have problems

A Sad Posting "The Bomb"

Friday the 8th of March (one of my typical days out) I stopped by the local "hot spot" for their happy hour menu, I like their Mussels.

When entering I was lucky to find a seat at the corner of the bar where 4 women (2 on each side), the one lady was very nice and the other 2 on my left said they had seen me in Brigantine and mentioned I sang the "Fu*k song" I corrected her and said, my wife sings that song (the actual title is "The Rodeo Song"). We spent about 10-15 mins talking and they left.

Within seconds a group of 5 people came in and took the seats, the older of the five was sitting 4 seats from me and wanted to talk with me, his son (I later found out) switch seats so his father could sit next to me, the other 2 people were his daughter and S-I-L. The old man looked around my age but turned out to be almost 15 years younger, to both our amazement.

Our conversation continued where we shared our home locations and that he had a permit to purchase "Cannabis" and showed me his card (I don't do drugs) so I was a little apprehensive regardless of his need, but he seemed to be a gentleman.

As we talked he told me he and his (second) wife did a lot of traveling and he told me she was a black lady he met after his divorce 12 years ago. He told me she was a "Wall Street" person for about 30 years and had lots of experience in investments. Then he hit me with the "BOMB".

He asked if I remembered the last market crash about 3 months ago, of course I did, I derive my income from stocks, he said his wife became so overwrought that she decided to HANG HERSELF. I was so sad, it was obvious they shared a very happy life together. 

BTW, he never mentioned one thing about my "Cross-dressing" obviously it made no difference to him.



I know people either misunderstand or consider my “alter ego” weird, strange or any other pejorative term they care to use.
Yesterday a Photographer friend of mine (Dave Griffin) stopped over to help me recover a faded picture. I had dressed early because I was going to the Atlantic City Classic car show. Dave was not aware I was going to be “Louise” but volunteered to take a few portrait pictures for me.
Just so everyone knows, I have no delusions of wanting to be any one el...se other than “Lou” I am nothing more than a mature man who prefers himself being easier on the eye’s, I am very happy with everything in my life.
I don’t pretend I pass, I don’t consider myself a “Trans-anything” I attempt to avoid “politically correct” terms but I try to accept everyone who is Respectable in their choices in life, we all need to do what makes us feel good to ourselves and brings meaning and understanding to others without malice.
When I saw this picture Dave took of me yesterday it reinforced why I love “My life as Louise”.



An apology

Message replies

I need to apologize for not answering messages that had been posted to my message board, I simply never knew it was there until now.

"I guess it's true what they say about "Blonds"

Bubba Mac Shack The Biker Bar

The Bubba Mac Shack

In order to understand the popularity of "Bubba Macs" it's necessary for a little history of the venue and why I went there.

The location had a number of failed operators under different names over a number of years, I don't know all the background because I never went to bars until I started to dress up in later life.

Bubba (real name Herb Birch <deceased>) had owned a National Health Care center (I don't know the details). He sold the business and always had a love for "Blues" music, he also had a alcohol problem which he overcame and wanted to help others suffering from it. 

Being a highly intelligent person he decided to build his business on a "Blues Band" and only hired Alcoholics as long as they stayed "on the wagon" if not they were booted out of the band, what a brilliant idea and it worked.

Of course I was totally unaware of all this when I first went and it definitely had an eclectic array of Characters from "Bikers" Business people and just ordinary people who liked to socialize and I seemed to be the most normal person there. There were a few groups of people who were hard nosed barflys including most of the women, but there was another common draw, there were 3 music areas that went on at one time, The Blues Band, a small 3-5 man dance music group and Karaoke, about 500 to 800 people would fill the place weekends. 

Obviously I drew a lot of attention, all of it positive but occasionally someone might want to get to friendly, two of the bouncers, Dan & Ray always looked out for me, but there were no less than 10-12 on security there and I don't remember anyone causing trouble.

As the people got to know me and figured out I was harmless and that I just liked "dressing up" they took me into their groups and would invite me to social parties and birthdays at their homes, I would come home and cry due to being so well accepted as "Louise".

One of the fun things was that the 2 bounces "Dan and Ray" did was they liked to test my grip, I'm only 5'2 tall (now) and they couldn't out grip me. What they enjoyed doing was when carding people who were Collage age and Football players or in some other sport was to call me over to introduce me to these different guys (usually once a week). They would say "Louise" we have someone we want you to meet and I knew the drill, I would offer my hand and give my "Lou" grip which was totally unexpected by a 6 footer or 6'6" guy and they would start to turn red and their knees would buckle, Dan & Ray would fall back against the wall laughing so hard they would slide down with tears in their eyes. It was funny.  

After a year, I am going to try to begin posting again

A very difficult year

 It was necessary to take a hiatus due to an unexpected medical condition my wife was diagnosed with, it was very serous and diagnosed during an emergency visit to the hospital at 2AM on a Sunday morning, my wife never gets sick during normal hours.

There is another situation that also occurs due to so many emergency situations that tend to crop up spontaneously which caused me to have developed what I have labeled "The Chicken Little Syndrome" (if you recall he claimed the sky was falling so often that when something really dangerous occurred, no one took him seriously) I felt guilty for being insensitive to the seriousness of this episode.

After a year of traveling to one of the major Cancer centers in Philadelphia (I'll leave nameless) and then a failed surgery for what we were told a routine "Port" implantation which became septic and needed to be removed and then hospitalized a full month and put on high doses of Antibiotics 24/7 the first week and then daily afterwards, which all delayed her much needed Chemotherapy, it's a wonder she is now in remission, they don't use the word "cured".

My wife is a wonderful person even though I think the person who writes "The Lockhorns" must get his material from a hidden camera in our home, anytime you want to know what's going on in our household just read that comic strip. We do banter and fight from morning to night and it can be anything from her over feeding the dogs to not sweeping the floor and never paying bills on time, it's endless.

In the mean time I will try to post some of my experiences when out in public and some of the antics, conversations and how I deal with anything when dressed en-fem.

If you're interested in contacting me direct for something personal you want to know about (NO SEXUAL QUESTIONS) I will do my best to answer in a reasonable and logical way, it may not be what you want to hear but it's what has worked for me.

My direct contact is "cutelouise1@aol.com"

I remain "Louise"

     

An example of "Louise" compared to to 2 nice ladies who are "Drag Queens" 

(I'm wearing heels to make me taller) 

A Tortured Soul

A Tortured Soul

 

I have no other way to express what this person must have been experiencing, but he chose to share his secret with me after reading the article that was in the local press, way back in 2003 when I decided to share my "Alter Ego" with the world.

 

I had been out but mostly in a Gay club my wife had taken me too a few years before, (not that we're Gay, but where else would you go) although I had wanted to share "Louise" with everyone because I was much happier with my presentation in that form and it seemed the people who met her preferred "Louise" over Lou also, so it was a natural next step.

 

Once I went public it created some unexpected results, especially considering I was pretty much labeled a "Little Prick"  meaning I was nasty and ridged in my thoughts and the way I did business, I still am for the most part, but it put me at a tremendous risk.

 

One of the unexpected results were that a few men who would be considered "Closet CD's" found a medium in me that they felt the could trust and share their Cross-dressing fetish with and I guess hopefully lean how to do makeup and advance themselves out of the closet.

 

Ten to fifteen years ago PC's were still somewhat new to the average person so a little writting and the phone book were a way of finding an address and corresponding and it usually meant the person was very sincere because they had to put effort into contacting another person.

 

So without further comments, I'll share one persons letters to me, he died in 2014, I never contacted him for fear of causing an issue, he was in a nursing home suffering from I think dementia as you'll notice from his hand written letters.

 

 



Still around just busy

A Major Move

My wife and I moved the Monday before Thanks Giving, since then we've been busy moving all our stuff into the new home.

 

Once I get settled in I plan on having a "Huge" sale which I will title as 

 

"Louise's Treasure Trove Closet Sale"

 

For now  I want to wish everyone a Healthy and Wealthy New Year and hopefully for those near my location you might visit to pick out some new outfits. 

Another Surprising Comment

It's all in How you Act

Most Fridays I've been going to an upper scale restaurant/Lounge in the Margate area. Since I had my businesses there I usually run into past customers who are more kind to me as Louise than they ever were when I was Lou.

I happened to be sitting at the Bar when one of my past Lady customers came over to sit, her Father and 5 Uncles were all Professional basket ball players. One Uncle had owned a Bar/restaurant on the next block from me and her Father owned a smaller place one block up from me so I was convenient for service.

As I was talking with her, she was a little skeptical about my reasons for Cross-dressing even though she's known about it for 20 years we had never discussed the condition because we were never in a social setting.

More to the point. As I'm talking with her a gentleman who I've known for quite awhile from the old "Bubba Mac" days (a closed lounge) came over and said he wanted me to meet friends of his. I'm not so obtuse not to know that usually people want to introduce me as a Novelty, after all I do dress to be noticed and I've never admitted to "passing" but I am polite, presentable and respectable.

I walked over with him and he introduces me to an older couple and asks me to guess what type car he drives, the guy who knows me has a car fetish (I guess) and enjoys High priced cars, he drives a MB, I consider over priced and over engineered. I've never liked European cars other than look at them.

So I said to the new person "I guess you drive a MB too" he said no, I own a Rolls Royce and a Maserati, this is my 24th RR. I'm impressed and mentioned I had always wanted a Bentley (used) but was concerned about the maintenance, he said he pays $24,000 a year to maintain his RR. We got into a nice conversation and I mentioned I used to service two for one of my customers, after all it is Margate and if you're only worth 15-20 Million you're on the Lower scale. He sad he wanted a convertible RR and since they didn't have one available he bought a RR Coupe and had it converted to a convertible, that's BIG money.

We talked a good 45 minuets and he finally says in a fairly commanding voice "I don't get this Cross-Dressing stuff, I never even saw anyone like you before, But you're one of the nicest people I've had the pleasure to speak with and I like you" and with that he bought me a glass of wine.

This person has money, I really don't know his background, he made money in Internet Merchandising so I don't know if he was higher educated, but he was the type person who didn't need to be polite if he wasn't comfortable, he could have insulted me and there would be nothing I could have done or said, I was very venerable, but my nature is to be respectful of everyone and I think that allows people to treat me in kind, or maybe he thought I was mentally ill and took pity on me, but I don't need to be in a dress to be called nuts.

My wife and the Trans Girl

Over the last 10 years or so I have run into "Brandy" when Thrift Shopping. She is a VERY attractive Asian TG/TS (I don't know exactly which) but no matter I know she was a guy and now is, WOW, what a looker. I could only dream to be built like her and have that long black hair an Asian woman has. She's about my height, 5'2" tall and at best 125#.

I have mentioned her to my wife often and even though my wife has met almost as many TS's as I have, none come close to Brandy. 

Yesterday, Sunday 7/24/16 we did our usual breakfast and then had to pick up some things at the ACME. My wife had wanted me to drop her off to food shop and I would stop just across the parking lot at the Thrift Shop, but I convinced her to come in and do a quick look.

I looked towards the back of the store and there was Brandy. She's usually a little stand offish towards me, but about a month ago (after 10 years) we finally talked a little and shared some pictures on our cell phones, so I felt a little braver and decided to interrupt her shopping and introduce her to my wife.

I was a little aprehensive because my wife can be jealous (she knows what I'm attracted to) and since Brandy and I are really not to close, I was a little concerned a "cat fight" might break out. I left them alone to talk for a couple minuets.

I was in the other room of the store and Brandy came in and said, I really liked meeting your wife, she is a great lady and very understanding, most women would never accept their husbands as a cross-dresser.

When we left the store I asked Millie her impression, she rarely makes an very expressive gesture, she shook her head and said, whew she is really quite a person and impossible to tell.

 

I have a lot of issues with most CD's who claim their TG/TS or any other term, but as far as Brandy goes, I can really understand her reasons, she has it all together.

Another Thrift Shp Encounter

Wednesday is "Family Day" at the Salvation Army thrift shop (half price day).

I was in the check out line and a Lady was folding her "finds very neatly and putting the hangers in order and hanging them on the empty's rack.

I had to ask if she was available for house work, because I could really use a "Neat Freak". She laughed and said she was a Liberian at a Trade School.

We got to talking and she noticed my nails (always done in Silver) and my women's clothing selections, so I shared my picture (as usual) with her.

She said I'm also the director of a newly formed GBLT group for the students and asked if I would be interested in coming sometime in the next school year to discuss "cross-dressing".

A copy of her email to me.

"Lou/Louise-

Thanks so much for connecting with me.  It was a delight meeting you, and in such a serendipitous way! 

I hope we can connect this coming year and will certainly reach out to you via telephone, once I am settled into the school year.  Please understand, from my end, this is our first year (we are starting in October) and the group is student-run, with me as the Advisor.  My thoughts right now are to have a small panel of people (you included) who  can speak to different viewpoints, ways of living, etc.  And of course, sharing experiences to further educate all of us.  

There is a world of opportunities with this new group - fun, social, educational - and I do want to include you.  I will be in touch.  Thanks again Lou/Louise.

---Amy"

A collection of last months interesting encounters

A few weeks ago I went to a new venue for me in Drab (not as Louise) with my wife and a couple friends.

I enjoy "working" the crowd, meeting and talking with people. A few people recognized me even thought I was dressed as a guy. Three men at the Cabana Bar started talking with me and one guy became very inquisitive but polite attempting to figure out the whole "Louise" thing, no doubt I'll run into him again.

The next (interesting) person was a fairly large guy with a waist length blond  Pony Tail. We started talking and it turned out he was a "Bounty Hunter" like "Dog" on TV and about the same size but much better looking than Dog, he's a scary guy.

This guy was an ex-cop and now works for a Task Force Department teaching cops Krav Maga. I shared my picture of "Louise" and he said let me show you a couple moves because you're a small person and might need to defend yourself. I thought that was quite nice of him.

The next interesting item was a few weeks ago one of our friends (also a cross-dresser) had a slight confrontation with a (so called) self proclaimed Minister who obviously was testing his moral strength by seeing how much he could drink before he came over to insult our friend.

Without going into details, he was banned from the lounge. I thanked the Lady manager and she said I love you guys. But then she said, my uncle was also a Cross-Dresser and I loved him, he was so pretty and nice when he dressed up, so I respect and understand you guys too. 

You never know what you’ll find

To preface this post and title, I was shopping at my local Salvation Army a few years ago when a lady asked if I was shopping for my wife and I answered no, I’m shopping for myself and then I showed her a picture of “Louise”Her comment was  

“You never know what you’ll find in here”. 

I suspected she was making a condescending remark and always kept a skeptical eye out when talking with her. 

This Saturday night something like that happened again, but this time it was reversed. As I was socializing at our usual Karaoke lounge a person came up and reminded me he had re-introduce an old classmate and business colleague to me the week before. We laughed about the interaction of my old acquaintance and his discomfort of seeing his, rough tough old friend in a dress and him not being able to accept it.

This person said, I have no issue with it, in fact my Brother in Law went all the way, he was a cop from a City about 60 miles North of Atlantic City, I mentioned the person’s name and he said yea, that’s my Brother in Law and brought out his cell phone with pictures from about 2 weeks ago at a family wedding.

I had met this person about 6-7 years ago on line and we met at a social setting in a Casino, my wife was with me. He was a really class person and looked great and sounded just like a woman, although he was about 6’3 tall.

We hit it off reasonably well and we invited him down again (he liked going to the casinos) so we went to dinner and he gave us both PBA cards since he was the VP of the State PBA association.

He was a nice person, but since she considered herself a woman now after SRS, I somewhat was a negative attraction. Usually TS’s distance themselves from Cross dressers as I attempt to distance myself from Drag Queens, we’re in the same grouping but have different reasons for dressing up.

Never the less I had to use the quote.

“You never know what you’ll find”

The Compliment Last Night 06/12/2016

Last night my wife and I went to out local Karaoke hangout.

As I walked in I was greeted in the usual way with many hugs and cheek kisses, they're a very open minded and accepting group.

As I made my way around to a seat my wife had for me, a tallish lady came up behind me and said, I need to thank you for our conversation last year (last year, I can't remember an hour ago). She preceded to tell me I helped her with her self image and the way she saw herself. She always felt self conscious for being tall (she was at best 6' not that tall) she was VERY attractive about late 50's age.

She said I would never dance because I felt so out of place and thanked me for helping her with her self confidence.

Talk about "Turn about"

That's when you realize you're doing the right thing in life when people seek you out and compliment you in public for being yourself and conveying that message to them to be themselves.  

The Restaurant





My wife and I go to breakfast at a local restaurant Sunday mornings, I sometimes go as Louise and the owners love the attention I receive, they feel I bring in business.


 To preface this a little, I almost dress exclusively in women's Jeggings and women's shirts with woman's sandals or Boots, I have almost NO "Lou" (male) clothes, not even underwear.


Last week as I was leaving as "Lou" (my male persona) there was a couple walking towards the door, obviously due to my mode of dressing I make an androgynous presentation, some people "get it" right away, others never give it a second thought (not many anyway).


The couple stop for a moment as I step to the side to let them enter and the man asks, "are you "Louise", I say yes that's me but you have the advantage and how did you know me.


He said we met you about 2 years ago as "Louise" at a local lounge, we talked awhile and we were very impressed with you, seeing you dressed as you are and being so "petite" (5'2) it was a good guess.

Also as my wife and I were talking to the couple, one of the waitresses came outside and said "I just wanted to tell you, your Butt looks great in those jeans".  I always wear women's (stretch) Jeggings. Hey, if they look good on a woman and I have a woman's Butt, why not?


I can't believe people would remember me after 2 years and even without me being in character, but as I often say when people tell me they met me before I use a standard quote.

                   "People say once they meet me they can't forget no matter how hard they try"

The Coin Show

 

 

Saturday 4/30/16 I went to the Coin Show that was at a local Church activity's hall next door to the church.

I really have little knowledge of Numismatics although as a kid I did collect penny's and dimes (all I could afford) and used to collect stamps that I would order for 1 or 2 dollars from advertisements in different magazines I used to read. They would send maybe 100-200 used stamps that had been postmarked and were torn off an envelope, hey what did I know, I was around 10 years old and we didn't have TV so it gave me something to do.

Since I dress up on Saturdays I figured it would be a fun thing to do and maybe I would get a little education, well I got more than I expected.

As I walked in I was greeted by an older couple, it turned out these two people were within 1 and 2 years of my age. The lady handed me a card and asked me to fill it out with my name address and phone number (as I always mention, I don't pretend I pass, so I try to ease the introduction with something humors) I looked at her and asked, you're not going to use this to ask me for a date are you, with that the older gentleman said, well you're pretty enough. I was happy they took my joking comment in stride and I replied, I don't look to bad for being "--" (my age). They both gasped for air and said you're not even close to that and said that's our age, I proved it to them and they were astounded, they questioned how I stayed looking so young and I could only say, I'm happy now.

As I walked into the main hall I glanced around, possibly it was busier earlier but I saw about 40-50 vendor tables and about the same in people who were either seated or standing discussing potential purchases or sales (they were doing both at the show).

I started to check out coins on one side of the isle and then walked to the other side and was just pretending to be interested when the person from his table said to me "you look much better in person than your pictures on the internet.

I'll post his email he sent this morning because it details everything without me saying anything.

Good Morning Louise,

It was so nice to meet and talk with you at the Linwood Coin Show on Saturday afternoon!  I have to tell you that you are so much prettier in person than your pictures on the internet.  When you came to my table, I knew instantly who you were, but I was amazed at how perfect your hair and makeup were.  I kept trying to find some flaw in your appearance or something that would give away that you were not a GG, but there wasn't anything, that gave it away (to me anyhow).  What amazed me most, was your poise and confidence being dressed and out in a public place.  You had command of the entire room.  I wanted to ask you so many questions, but  the time and place just didn't seem right,, and I am never great thinking on my feet. 

I have been dressing myself for about 4 years now.  As I told you , I am married, my wife is 10 years older then me, and she has health issues, so she would never understand or allow me to dress.  Judging by comments that she makes when a Cross dresser is on television, I know that she would flip and throw me out of the house, if she found out about my "hobby". 

I was hoping that you would be open to me occasionally emailing you to ask you questions and tips about dressing-up.  I could not help but notice how good you looked in that little black dress yesterday.  How do you get those feminine curves???  They looked slightly exaggerated but absolutely  perfect!  Your ass was sticking out, and I am sure that you were getting lots of attention in that room yesterday.

Again, it was a pleasure to meet you yesterday.  Thank you for stopping by and chatting.

Sincerely,

bob  aka "cindy"

The Bank

I went to my bank to cash a check, as I walked up to the tellers they were all taking to one client (it wasn't busy). The guy looks at me and exclaims OMG you're beautiful (he looked around mid 80's) I figured he knew what I was and was being polite, all the tellers know me both ways and they know my wife. This person says I know you from the Sub Shop, I don't know, I must meet 20 people a day when I'm out dressed who want to talk with me. He asks if I wouldn't mind joining him for coffee at the Dunkin Donuts, I figured I haven't eaten all day (it was about 2 PM) so I said sure.

 

The tellers were laughing and one said "you really are beautiful", I said tell my wife what happened, she won't believe me.

 

I leave the Bank, he's waiting in his car and wants me to go with him, and I said NO, I'll take my car in case

I want to leave. I follow him to a different coffee shop, I think he was excited and he turned the wrong direction. As I park, he opens my door and helps me out and puts my arm in his and we walk in. I turn to sit and he's fumbling with his zipper, I said WTF, he said he just noticed it was down (Hum I wonder). So he gets 2 coffees and we start talking. He goes right into some sexual discussion asking if I'm still active, I'm ready to leave, but again I think this guy knows me and I'm now in a situation where I don't want to embarrass him or visa versa, so I tell him I'm married to a woman and I don't cheat. He looks at me and says "You're married to a woman" and then says he believes God wanted people to procreate and doesn't accept the gay lifestyle. I said I'm NOT gay, I'm a male, he looks at me and say's "you’re not a male" I said yes I am, I'm a married man and straight and I like to dress up. He says "you fooled the hell out of me". I don't think he really cared at that point, but I said I have a few things I have to do and politely thanked him for the coffee and left.

 

Louise

Costco

My Visit To Costco

I had a Costco membership for a few years, I consider it one of the better values, BJ's, in my opinion sucks and Sam's Club is pretty good, but the Costco in Manahawkin has great steaks and also the Tuna Fish and Anchovies I like.. I let me membership expire due to not really having any other reason to travel up there.

Last month I went Manahawkin for a party (after Thanks Giving leftovers) and had some time to kill, I thought I would get a "walk through pass" to Costco to see if there was anything new and a reason to renew my membership.

As I walked in by the check out station, there was an older man who has been there a couple years, he would always check out my items, but because I normally went early I was never dressed en-fem so he didn't recognize me this time as I walked by him as "Louise". He greeted me with a VERY polite welcome and smile.

I went over to the service counter and asked for a day pass and then walked back to the entrance and started to enter. There is a lady who checks the Club Card as you enter, we've had a couple conversations and I had shared my pictures with her, but she didn't recognize me until I asked if she knew who I was. It took her a couple seconds and she said OMG, you look great, I didn't even know you weren't a woman. I always love the shock value.

As I walked in I had to walk by the Optical Dept, one of the salesmen saw me coming and walked from the other side of the counter to start a conversation, he was already talking with another person but had to come over and talk with me, don't ask me why. He never said anything about my Female persona and we just had a very generic conversation.

I was interested in the Steaks and wanted to take a picture of the type I like so I could send them to a friend who has a Costco membership and would buy me Steaks when he's there and bring them down on a Saturday. Hey, I'm "parsimonious" what can I say.

So as I'm by the meat counter, I see the guy from the checkout exit and he's got a dustpan and broom sweeping imaginary dirt and staring at me (it was VERY obvious). As I would enter an isle he would be down the other end sweeping and staring. I intentionally walked by him after 4-5 isles and asked "do you have a twin at the exit" obviously I caught him off guard and he could only laugh, it was funny.

Anyway, I can make a short story long, but what the hell.

The Jehovah Witness

The Jehovah Witness

I'm sure at one time or another most of us have had a surprise visit from the "JW" as they title themselves now.

 

A couple weeks ago one early afternoon my wife and I were getting ready to go to a luncheon, I was going as Louise. My wife was coming down the stairs and called out to me that there were two JW's walking up towards our front door.

 

Since I have no reservations about Louise I felt this would be an opportune time to introduce these gentlemen to the cross-dressing lifestyle, if nothing else they might set up a prayer ceremony in front of our house or "damn" us from Heaven, in either case I'm sure the neighbors would be entertained.

I was in the kitchen as the bell rang and told Millie I'd get it. I opened the door and there was a good size fit looking late 50's Black man and a mid 40's white man at the door. They introduced themselves and I replied and shook their hands, as I took hold of the Black mans hand, which happened to be a good size, I could barely span my fingers across it I made sure I gave him a good firm grip and almost made him lose his balance because I usually pull a person towards me as I shake, needless to say he let out a grunt, the white guy was nothing, I almost squashed his hand.

Yes, I know, it's not lady like, but I intentionally do that to (metaphorically) demonstrate that just because I'm a cross-dresser doesn't mean I'm a "pussy". I also find that I can possess a more commanding stance en-fem, either people are afraid I'm "nuts" or I become more decisive (probably a combination of both).  

In any event I listened to them for couple minuets and the Caucasian guy invited me to their service (to convert me I'm sure) but told them we were late for a meeting and would consider it at another time.